how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
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Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
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Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious
I thought that was just another one of those cartoon logic jokes in spongebob…
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Finally—- The variants mockup!
Due to the VERY LIMITED amount of tri-colored hoodies AA has left, XL and Large may not be available in this tri-color. :[ This also means I need to buy them Retail and not Wholesale and they will stay at $145, if stock permits.
HOWEVER, I was looking into the possibility of doing this on dual colored sweatshirts that they have plenty of and I think they look pretty awesome like this too :B Since I can get these en masse, the price will be $115.
Let me know what you think! I’m gunna spam ask all the people on my list about these changes to see if they want to change over to the newer colors and whatnot, or save me some time and post your thoughts here. :D
Pre-orders will be taken reaaallly soon, keep on the look-out!
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Koala’s response to being petted
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I was watching this in class earlier today
Oh
I…okay
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My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
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